I hope it's a good one, too! This is a little present for all of you. I present you; A Schwarz Merry Christmas (as Nagi watches on bemusedly).
It's unbeta-ed, so I hope it's readable!
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Nagi stared in utter disbelieve as the word chaos got a whole new meaning. He knew some people believed in the ‘magic’ of Christmas but really… This was taking things a little too far, if he was any judge.
“Crawford,” he finally managed to squeak, “Do something!” Crawford however, was already joining Farfarello at the table and was too busy demanding a reasonable piece of pie to stop Schuldig and Farfarello from singing anymore horribly off songs, or decorating the tree – honestly, a tree! Inside! And who would be the one to clean up the needles when they fell, huh? - that had mysteriously appeared in their living room to care about Nagi’s discomfort. The decorations turned out to be beheaded angels and non-beheaded Santa clauses (‘Santa Claus hurts god,’ Farf had cheerfully declared, ‘just think of all the consuming going on and all those kids that will never learn the true meaning of Christmas!’) and a star on top.
When Schuldig cheerfully threw an arm around his shoulders – still blaring some horribly off -sounding German Christmas song (Nagi was quite sure that Stille Nacht wasn’t really supposed to have the words sex and reindeer in the same sentence) – and shoved a cheerfully decorated present in his hands, Nagi decided that he had just lost the last bit of sanity he had left and this was all just some crazy fucking dream brought on by being up too late. Shaking his head, he let Schuldig lead him to the table and accepted his piece of homemade pie from Farf. When the present turned out to be the newest model of flat-screen, something he’d been drawling over for ages, he even sang a song with Schuldig and Farfello and agreed to put on the star.
Merry Christmas everyone!!! (and let me know what you think :P)
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Adorable ^3^
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Thank you so much. I play Nagi in an RP, and this is really dedicated to the lovely nutters who play the rest of Schwarz over there.
And they really are an awfully cute bunch, if you momentarily forget about them being psychotic trained assassins. I mean, Farfarello and Crawford gave Nagi a kitten! :D